2020 Goat Rodeo PSA

The 2020 Goat Rodeo!

Here’s everything you need to know about the second round of Democratic presidential primary debates, which will be Tuesday, July 30, and Wednesday, July 31, at 8 p.m. ET.

Why does this keep happening to us? Because the DNC HATES US!  There’s no way to have 20 on one stage answering questions from idiot journalists from the media.

Here’s the  lineup and schedule for all 100M Candidates!

  • On July 30: Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg, Beto O’Rourke, Amy Klobuchar, John Hickenlooper, Marianne Williamson, Tim Ryan, John Delaney, and Steve Bullock.
  • On July 31: Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Julián Castro, Andrew Yang, Kirsten Gillibrand, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, Michael Bennet, and Bill DeBlasio.

By the third debate in August, the criteria for qualifying becomes more difficult and a bunch of these goats will drop out of the 2020 Goat Rodeo—hopefully enough of them that we’ll have all the viable candidates on one stage.

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8 Responses to 2020 Goat Rodeo PSA

  1. May I propose that the next debate be in Roller Derby format?

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    It is silly, I agree. We have a “reality TV” resident and “game show” Democratic debates. No one is going to get much of anything into or out of the scheduled TV shitshow.
    How about they all play a game of “Jeopardy”, what is it 3 at a time, and the winners debate on TV?
    At least the important ones to watch are starting to stand out, but there are still too many of those.
    I know we have a little time still but some serious whittling on the field would surely give me some hope.

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    • MDavis says:

      Maybe switch from Jeopardy (it is 3 panelists, BTW – watch Groundhog’s Day again if you don’t believe me) and copy Family Feud. That is 5 contestants per side and the questions and answers are probably closer to what we can expect from idiot journalists. Give me a sec, I’ll pick the first question when I turn it to the Family Feud network… “Name something that gets tangled.” Well, that was pretty tame but sometimes the answer is something other than sex, body parts or mind altering substances.

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  3. MDavis says:

    Would it help to follow the money? Are any of these candidates receiving large donations from the RNC, for example?

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