The Maths is Hard, Little Buddy

Eric Trump Joins a Biker Gang!

Our Li’l Buddy Eric Trump took some time off from his fidget spinner to try to get his Daddy’s attention on his favorite morning teevee show! Anyway, Eric gets his numbers live checked by The Dumb One and The Other Dumb One on Petunia & Pals, and you know what? That takes some doing:

But you know, close enough, Eric! 57% of Republicans is 95% of the entire country agreeing with your Daddy’s racist tweets.

The mind boggles: Eric is running Comrade Stupid’s companies.

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12 Responses to The Maths is Hard, Little Buddy

  1. The mind boggles: Eric is running Comrade Stupid’s companies.

    Well, “run” is a slippery term. How much work is it to not pay attention to the accountants managing all the money laundering?

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  2. moeman says:

    The moron is now using Canadian peewee hockey kids as a shield. Fucking POS.


  3. ming says:

    It’s well documented that 97.38 % of all statistics are pulled straight out of someones ass. We call them brown number in the engineering trade.

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    Let’s see…….95% divided by 6, carry the two, conjugate the verb “approves”, denigrate the little brown-skinned kids, multiply by 15,000 CBP Agents, and then account for ICE deportations, and guess what? it still doesn’t add up. Must be that new-fangled Common Core Maths that’s causing all the difficulties.

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  5. Infidel753 says:

    When he says “of this country” he means Trumpanzees. Everyone else is illegal aliens, racial Untermenschen, scientists, or other not-real-Americans.

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    • tengrain says:

      Ugh, you’re probably right. I need to brush up on my Set Theory.




      • It’s pretty easy: the Venn diagram of “Trump Supporters” and “Degenerate white supremacists” is close to a perfect circle. There are the ones who don’t think Trump goes far enough and should simply arrest and execute any incovenient brown people on Fifth Avenue.

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  6. R White says:

    Gary Busey’s bastard has one thing going for him: He’s the only person who can make Kilmeade seem competent.

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  7. roket says:

    ET needs to phone home. His numbers are relative. He’s talking about the 95% of the 25% who will always be absolutely batshit crazy.

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