News That Will Drive You To Drink

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You know, with her Daddy’s racist tweets directed to four women Representatives in Congress, I thought maybe we should see what our fearless advocate for women (uh, one woman: herself), The First Shady, was doing today to fight back against the misogyny of her father, and racism, too!

The NYTimes alerts us…

On Monday, Ms. Trump declined to comment on her father’s latest remarks, which even some Republican lawmakers called “racist and xenophobic” and demanded an apology.

/crickets

Well there was this bit in Tiger Beat’s morning email thingie:

OVERHEARD — Stylists at Aveda 14 hair salon on 14th Street NW complaining Tuesday afternoon about having to shut down the salon Thursday morning for a couple of hours so that IVANKA TRUMP can come in to get her hair colored.

But to be fair, the First Shady was busy! Look, she had a full day of tweeting, so no time for making a statement!

It’s a wonder she got to the salon.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “that baby has the absolute epitome of an* “oh fuck, I’m a Trump now, aren’t I”* expression…

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I bet she left a measly tip.

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    • Bruce388 says:

      Tip? They’re lucky if they got paid.

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    • R White says:

      Tip? More than likely princess sparkle p*ssy filled the salon manager’s ear with false promises of success by merely having such supposed royalty like herself adorn the premises whilst her equally shady assistants were busying themselves taking all of the complimentary mints, bottled water and hand lotion.

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  3. roket says:

    It would be interesting to hear the explanations from the Family Values Talibangelists on why it’s OK to call her Ms. Trump instead of Mrs. Kushner. I’m sure it would be a special treat.

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