News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Holy cow! Our old pal and Q-Anon expert Liz ‘3-fingers’ Croken figured it out! Prznint Horndog purposely attended Epstein’s orgies to set him up to arrest like 20 years later, because… uh, REASONS!

IT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE TOP SHEEPLE!!1!

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. For sheer bonkers brain damaging lunatic ‘authentic frontier gibberish’ this takes the cake. This isn’t ouroborous eating it’s own tail, it’s orouborous tied in a 6-dimensional granny knot eating it’s tail from the inside out….

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  2. roket says:

    Her wheels within wheels are squeaking.

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  3. Astamari says:

    Um, I’ve always been bemused by the TrumpCrazies amazing conspiracy/eleventy-dimensional chess plots. These people have way, way too much time on their hands. Maybe they should apply to work in Trump’s WH. He always has staff needs; the nuttier the better.

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  4. Astamari says:

    Um, I’ve always been bemused by the TrumpCrazies amazing conspiracy/eleventy-dimensional chess plots. These people have way, way too much time on their hands. Maybe they should apply to work in Trump’s WH. He always has staff needs; the nuttier the better.

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  5. My god, I’ve been lobotomized by words …

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  6. MDavis says:

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make
    Every bond you break
    Every step you take
    I’ll be watching you.

    Every single day
    Every word you say
    Every game you play
    Every night you stay
    I’ll be watching you.

    Oh can’t you see
    You belong to me?
    How my poor heart aches with every step you take.

    I wonder who she would be stalking if she didn’t have this conspiracy theory to occupy her.

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  7. paul fredine says:

    somebody get her out of the sun, i think the heat’s gotten to her little pea brain. again.

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  8. sjclark35 says:

    Labor ‘seketary’?

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