We continue to believe that Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest man in politics. The Hill tells us:
“Shelby told The Hill on Thursday that he has discussed a potential Sessions candidacy, and the Senate race more broadly, with Trump, but that the president was “not encouraging” about the former Cabinet official and longtime senator making a bid for his old seat.
“I did talk to [Sessions]. I talked to the president about it to … about if Sessions ran, he was not encouraging,” Shelby said. “How do I say it? He was not on board, OK?”
So why does that make Jones the luckiest man in politics, you ask.
Jones is currently up against Judge Roy ‘Love Machine’ Moore, the notorious (ALLEGED) child molestor who is likely to win the GOP nomination if Comrade Stupid endorses any candidate other than Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III.
Dude still holds a grudge that Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III recused hisself from the HOAX!!1! WITCH HUNT!!1!
This is win-win-win-win for the left:
- Doug Jones is re-elected
- Moore is defeated
- Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell does not gain a much-coveted seat
- Prznint Stupid loses his alleged magic touch