This Exists (and POP QUIZ!!!)

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For 1/3 of a 17th of a point towards your Summer Session final exam: Name a drink you would use for any/each of the lucky charms. Bonus for telling us to whom you would serve that drink.

No. 2 lead pencils only.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Fran)

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8 Responses to This Exists (and POP QUIZ!!!)

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    Going through the charms from left to right:

    Rum Swizzle

    Champagne Cock-Tail or a Diki-Diki

    Hitachi Wallbanger

    Singapore Sling

    Buzz-tween The Sheets

    Stinger or a Gimlet

    I’d have served any of these to my wife, but she wasn’t much of a drinker though she would have been more than happy to use any of the full-sized versions of the charms. I can think of any of a number of former bosses and current politicians I’d like to serve an extra-large version of charm #1.


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Trying to think of a butt-bead related cock(HEH)tail… I’m think a super dirty martini garnished with a bunch of olives strung along a spaghetto strand.

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    This party’s gettin’ dirty – I’m gonna pull up my pants and go home….to my fav vibrator!


  4. Nangleator says:

    Injudicious use of the one on the left could lead to a Mudslide.

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  5. Boris says:

    “No. 2 lead pencils only.”

    Um hmm; i see what you did there…


  6. ming says:

    Diet coke in a baby bottle for We Hands McNodick. That pink thing in the middle looks to be just about the right size.


  7. moeman says:




  8. retiredeng says:

    Harvey Wallbanger for any of ’em.


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