Sports!

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Congrats to the U.S. women’s national soccer team for winning their second-in-a-row World’s Cup! So are you going to Disneyland?

But wait?! Doesn’t the Prznint usually have the honor of inviting the team over for hamberders?

So I looked up Comrade Stupids Tweets to see what he’s been saying

So Where’s the invite? Maybe he invited the star of the team, Megan Rapinoe, whose Twitter handle is @mPinoe!

And we get this chock-full-of-nuts thread from a week ago:

I guess Stupid was having a sundowner moment? I’m not sure what the poverty rate has to do with anything, but our Stable Genius clearly was thinking about the usual celebrations, amiright?

So the team has won, so what is Comrade Stupid saying today? Tiger Beat’s email thingie tells us!

“When asked yesterday if they’d be invited to the White House, TRUMP said, “We haven’t really thought about it. We will look at that, certainly.”

Okay, then! I’m wagering 5 Quatloos that he never invites them over, because is anything scares Donnie more than kneeling black athletes, it is probably empowered women.

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5 Responses to Sports!

  1. roket says:

    Looks like the Tea Party picked a bad day to call it quits.

    https://www.themarysue.com/uswnt-thats-the-tea/

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    “because is anything scares Donnie more than kneeling black athletes, it is probably empowered women.”

    Empowered women with powerful and accurate kicking ability!!!

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  3. MDavis says:

    ” … especially since so much has been done for her & the team …”
    So Donnie is saying “they didn’t build that?”
    As for the poverty rate comment, I’m sure Donnie learned at his mother’s knee (father’s too, probably) that “poverty is something the lesser beings have, like those filthy black people who would be better off if slavery was still allowed, having owners (Narrator: THERE IT IS) take care of them instead of the government taking care of them and charging us for it in the taxes (that we evade, donnie, always remember to avoid taxes) and then we don’t even get to enjoy the benefits of their labor! Except for that prison labor, we Trumps should have gotten into that business!”
    I think I just wandered from snark into likely actual family conversations. It would explain so much, like this:
    “Other than the NBA, which now refuses to call owners, owners (please explain that I just got Criminal Justice Reform passed, Black unemployment is at the lowest level in our Country’s history, and the poverty index is also best number EVER),”
    Also, always avoid taxes and don’t get caught.

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