Junior Mints is taking time off from his daily grind of trying to get Daddy to notice him, to peddle some fine schwag from the Individual-1 stay-out-of-prison store:
Working on my summer dad bod with some new swag from the @trumpstore. Great stuff for you to work your dad or any other bod you may be working. Check it out https://t.co/aMZ0rkUhA3 #dadbod pic.twitter.com/ECQ3RQugWn
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 26, 2019
Maybe they should think about getting the Sham-WOW! guy?