CNN tells us that Prznint Stupid announced new sanctions against Iranian leadership to retaliate for the drone that was shot down last week. Always timely, Comrade Stupid announced these sanctions three days after he ordered and then un-ordered (is too a word!) an attack against Iran.
Sanctions seems like a reasonable step that a strong leader would take, so we must know something’s up. Prznint Stupid could screw up an order of buttered toast.
Preznint Stupid, who—let us remind you—believes in not announcing attacks as a matter of strategery!—announced he was going after the personal wealth of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who presumably has already move his $200B Ameros of ill-gotten gain to another location(s).
But wait! There’s more stupidity! (There’s always more stupidity!)
Prznint Stupid says he wants to negotiate a deal with Iran to end their pursuit of nuclear weapons in exchange for sanctions relief.
Isn’t that the exact Iran deal negotiated by The Kenyan Usurper?
Why, yes! Yes it is!
So here we are, 2 years after he pulled out of that deal, trying to negotiate the exact same deal, but this time with an adversary who is really pissed off.