News That Will Drive You to Drink

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But he loves you, buddy.

This is definitely not good: Christians Learn Art of Running for Office: ‘Your Most Important Role is Ambassador for Christ’

So someone decided that what was really missing from their would-be theocracy was candidate literacy, and hence the D. James Kennedy Center for Christian Leadership was born!

“They’re learning how to stay composed during hostile media interviews.

“How do I communicate my faith and my belief in God’s word in a way that is drawing people in and not just providing for them to attack?” asked Jeanne Nigro who traveled from New York City.”

Oh, I dunno. Maybe stop hating on the hos and ‘mos. That might be a start.

“You don’t need to be a conservative Christian to have concerns about fifth-grade boys being in your daughter’s bathroom and locker room in school..”

…unless your fifth grader is a transperson, and then you might have some second thoughts when s/he comes home battered and bloody, beaten up by a good Christian kid taking your advice. There’s nothing in the words of that filthy hippie Jeebus about loving thy neighbor unless s/he’s LGBTQ.

“Every law, every piece of legislation, has a moral underpinning and below that is a world view of who God is and who we are in our relationship with him,” Craig Parshall said.

Oh, yeah? Zoning. Noise ordinances. Traffic…

“Just excited about this program preparing Christians to fight for Jesus because truly we are becoming a minority as far as it pertains to our voice, not having a voice,” Cunningham said.

Sure ya are becoming a minority, Blanche. Sure ya are.

You can profess your faith all you want to, and no, no one has written any laws that will stop you from talking. But what you don’t like is that I don’t have to listen to you.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Astamari says:

    Speak, brother!

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    • MDavis says:

      That’s the other thing these Church-hos don’t like; people of other faiths can profess their faith as well. In some areas they don’t for fear of lead poisoning, but the law is on their side.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    “But what they don’t like is I don’t have to listen to them”, say it again Brother.
    Nothing gets my back up more than someone telling me “how to live right”.
    I go out of my way to avoid those kinds of people.
    If they choose to call that persecution, it’s not my fault.
    w3ski

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  3. julesmomcat says:

    As I am wont to remind all those buy-bull thumpers: Jesus wandered around
    Galilee for three years, accompanied by twelve men – no women. Now, you
    can’t tell me that none of them got horny during that 3-year sojourn.
    Then, at the Last Supper, he told them, “Love ye, one another, even as I
    have loved you.” So, obviously, they were all GAY! Ooooh – I can hear
    the gnashing of teeth, and screams of protest, when the fine, upstanding
    sheeples are confronted with buy-bull-based reality! LOL!

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