Happy Hour News Briefs
Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance!
Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right.
And of course we need to fact check him: Taylor’s claim that Republicans gained control of six new governorships in the 2018 elections is a lie; the Democrats picked up seven seats. And to date, the mass arrests that he and other Qonspiracy theorists (see what I did there?) predicted has not happened yet (Hi 3-Fingers Crokin!).
Say, anyone know what the punishment for false prophets is? Asking for a friend.