News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Dance, little theocrat monkey, dance!

Anyway, that’s our old pal self-proclaimed fire-fighter prophet Mark Taylor, telling us why when he was wrong about his Red Tsunami prophesy in 2018, that he was actually right.

And of course we need to fact check him: Taylor’s claim that Republicans gained control of six new governorships in the 2018 elections is a lie; the Democrats picked up seven seats. And to date, the mass arrests that he and other Qonspiracy theorists (see what I did there?) predicted has not happened yet (Hi 3-Fingers Crokin!).

Say, anyone know what the punishment for false prophets is? Asking for a friend.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Astamari says:

    In the old days, which is the same as modern KSA, as we know, the punishment was death (by various methods, usually including removal of the head because why not?

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Christ, he’s such a mendacious toolburger… way to move the goalposts, 70s hair boy.

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  3. YellowDog says:

    False prophets usually recalculate and give new dates. In the end, it is just another version of the Great Disappointment. But the true believers never give up; they attribute it to incomplete information. That’s a comforting thought.

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  4. MDavis says:

    At this point, I wouldn’t just write off mass arrests. I could happen here.

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Prophets – People who believe they’ve effed Gods ineffable plan.

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  6. roket says:

    Dude is barking up the wrong tree.

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