Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

“I now pronounce you man and wife, and poolboy.”

The Miami Herald has updated their (long) piece on the Falwell Juniors and the pool boy to include the new revelations that Comrade Stupid’s Stupidest Lawyer (sorry Rudy™) Michael Cohen had sumpin’ to do with hiding salacious pictures and the subsequent and unexpected endorsement of Comrade Stupid by Falwell, which may have thrown the Xristian Xrazy vote to Candidate Stupid and away from Ayatollah Ted Cruz in the 2016 Goat Rodeo Republican primary.

“The relationship between the Falwells and Granda forms the backdrop of an improbable Miami story that is causing political ripples beyond South Florida. It involves a multimillion-dollar lawsuit, the “pool boy” as he is described in the lawsuit, the comedian Tom Arnold, Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s now imprisoned political fixer, naked photographs — and a Miami father and son who say they were defrauded in a real estate deal then forced to change their names due to “threats.”

Oh, the Herald says that they’ve seen the pictures, or at least some of them!

“Is it irresponsible to speculate? It would be irresponsible not to.” – Bacardi Lifetime Achievement Winner, Peggy Noonan, Wall St. Journal, April 2000.

Because it’s fun to speculate I’ll throw another log on the fire: The Falwell’s son Trey is the co-owner of the money-losing, multi-million Amero hostel with business partner Giancarlo Granda (the poolboy) which is central to the story. If the poolboy has a connection to Falwells, Trey is the key. (Or the lock if you know what I mean and I think you do.) This old Politico story is what makes me think that.

Madame Falwell’s (ALLEGED) dirty pictures are a different story.

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3 Responses to Lunchtime Reading – Bobbing for Poolboys

  1. YellowDog says:

    Without poolboys, porn would have to rely solely on deliverymen and pizza delivery boys for their storylines.

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  2. moeman says:

    You just know that tRUmp has seen the pics.

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  3. w3ski4me says:

    I would rather not hear how bad people like Falwell really are, but since he makes such a point of telling the rest of us how to live, why not?
    The more ‘moral’ these people are, the less they seem to understand the meaning of “moral”.
    It’s as tho the more heated a moralist gets, the more disgusting their own lives really are.
    w3ski

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