Faceberg Plans Total World Domination (Oops, part infinity)

“oops,” said Internet power-user Mark Faceberg.

Facebook says that it has been working to create a cryptocurrency called Libra.

Facebook says it would be a new global currency standard that’s stable, guaranteed by tangible assets, AND that it would be like a traditional bank (accounts, loans, ATMs, etc.).

Facebook wants to offer the service to benefit the developing world, and its 1.7 billion Facebook users who don’t have access to banking.

Sounds altruistic!

What could go wrong, other than making about a third of the world dependent upon Facebook?

Come-on, has Faceberg ever lied to us?

[Scratches head, starts counting on fingers]

Facebook’s long, Long, LONG list of privacy scandals, the distribution of FAKE NEWZ!!11! on its platform, and the way it’s been used by Russia and other bad actors to tamper with democratic (small “d”, but you know, Large D, too/also) elections AROUND THE WORLD have made reasonable people skeptical that Faceberg should be trusted with anything, let alone the money of people in the developing world.

 

 

 

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2 Responses to Faceberg Plans Total World Domination (Oops, part infinity)

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    How many Quatloos does it take to equal one Libra? I can’t find a conversion table anywhere.

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  2. roket says:

    Interesting Sun Sign he’s chosen:

    Libra (September 23 – October 22) Libra is an air sign represented by the scales (interestingly, the only inanimate object of the zodiac), an association that reflects Libra’s fixation on balance and harmony. Libra is obsessed with symmetry and strives to create equilibrium in all areas of life.

    It appears he has chosen poorly especially since he’s a Taurus.

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