Happy Hour News Briefs
In about 20 seconds, Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs brays nasally to warn us that if the Equality Act—which would expand federal civil rights laws to include protections against discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity—becomes law, “Christians will rise up.”
CIVIL WAR!!1! Because they want to hate on the ‘mos.
It must be one of those Commandments that Mel Brooks dropped.
Weird tho, you know, that she’s on a first-name basis with Gawd and yet she doesn’t know if the Xristians are going to declare war on the rest of America. That’s the kinda detail I would think that maybe Al Mighty Dawg would tell her, praise Jeebus.