News That Will Drive You To Drink

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It all started off innocently for Kyle Kashuv, the Parkland shooting survivor turned right-wing, pro-gun activist:

…if by innocent you mean a 16-year old who uses the N-word with regularity. Now Kashuv has not denied his invective-laced vocabulary, but has apologized for “egregious and callous comments” when he was 16, “months prior to the shooting.”

Now of course Harvard is a private school and they can decide whatever they want, for whatever reasons they want. When one applies to college, one is judged on matters academic and extra-curricular. It’s not just did you flunk Spanish, it’s did you flunk life?

And that was when the right wing decided to pitch-in and save the potty-mouthed yute from hisself. Hilarity ensues!

BEN SHAPIRO DESTROYS… oh. Wait a moment. No he does not:

Tiny Ben tries to play his tiny violin, but isn’t he really saying that no one should be judged against the hate in their hearts? And maybe that’s a tacit admission of something Ben ought to examine in his own life?

NEXT!

Notorious gun-humper Dana Loesche tried to make guns the innocent victim here:

As I wish for Dana everything that she wishes for me, she can pull my forgiveness out of my cold, dead, fingers.

GET THE HOOK!

But MPS’ favorite Todd Starnes won the prize for the stupidest hot take:

To which one lone spitballer replied,

I don’t want to drag a kid, even if said kid is kinda/definitely racist; but I’m glad to drag on his defenders.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. julesmomcat says:

    Truth of the matter: Harvard has a reputation to maintain, and Kashuv’s enrollment would remove some of the shine on Harvard’s shining façade. It would never recover.

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  2. Oooh, I’ll bet Lil’ Ben is sooooo proud he was able to use Big Boy words like auto-da-fé.

    Except, of course an auto-da-fé is the forced public penance followed by execution applied to heretics in the Inquisition.

    Nothing about this was public until Kashuv whinged about it, and being disinvited to Harvard isn’t quite the same as being burned at the stake.

    But sure lil’Benny Plagiarizer, you “scored” “points” on the “Libtards” with your “witty” “criticism”…here’s your participation trophy 🏆

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The whole point of the college admissions process is judging people by what they did as teenagers.

    Also, this racism is some hill to choose to die on.

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  4. Laura says:

    Consequences 101.
    Just sayin’.

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