Tonight on the Apprentice: Stable Genius Signs Empty Papers

ABC News is dribbling out teasers from their long-access interview with Prznint Stupid, and boy-howdy, do we get to see him up close and personal:

It’s all showbiz to our Stable Genius. The look of disgust after Mick Mulvaney coughed and interrupted his interview, and then Comrade Stupid returns to his mark to continue to dither exactly where he left off, it is a really bothering thing.

But not as bothering as this exchange (emphasis mine):

STEPHANOPOULOS: You know that every president says that.

TRUMP: I– I disagree. Look, it’s been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that’s the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody’s been treated badly like me. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt media, the fake news.

And because we began with a tweet, let’s end with this one that some obscure wag sent:

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6 Responses to “CUT!”

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Of course no other president DESERVED to be treated badly as much as Trump does.

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  2. roket says:

    Is this the one that blows the gasket? Asking for a nation.


  3. R White says:

    Fat nixon is really grasping for relevance in regards to history and his joke of an administration if he is triggered by a cough while regurgitating a word salad that any real journalist would laugh at. 5 Quatloos has Mulvaney on his knees apologizing and declaring his loyalty after the cameras stopped rolling. FFS


  4. paul fredine says:

    he’s been treated worse than one of our presidents who was assassinated. really. he thought that was an example of being treated badly, the telecast ‘lost’ in the ratings battle, the one he always seems to care the most about, barely beating out a rerun of america’s funniest videos and tying with $100,000 pyramid in it’s second hour, proving once again people (of which i was one) don’t want to see or hear him, especially at the same time and they’d much rather watch michael strahan.


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