Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Prznint Art-of-the-Deal is still trying to convince us that he actually, successfully negotiated something other than an extra 10 minutes of teevee before bedtime:
“President Trump teased a group of reporters on the South Lawn Tuesday by waving around what he said was a one-page deal with Mexico.
“This is one page,” Trump said, taking a folded piece of paper out of his blazer pocket and holding it up for cameras to see. “This is one page of a very long and very good agreement for both Mexico and the United States. Without the tariffs, we would have had nothing.”
Yes, that’s Prznint Stupid waving around
Nixon’s Secret Plan To Win The Vietnam War his secret agreement with Mexico that nobody knows about!
Our Stable Genius did this exactly one day after Mexico’s foreign minister Marcelo Ebrard publicly said no secret agreement existed.
So what’s it say!
“Potus took a piece of paper out of his breast pocket and said it’s his deal with Mexico. He declined to show it to us, but said it will go into effect when Mexico tells him it’s okay to release it.” – via pool
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 11, 2019
It says, “Sucka!”
And next he’s gonna threaten to have his big brother beat up the press.