Stable Genius: ‘Secret Plan Does Too Exist! Losers!’

Short-fingered vulgarian (Axios)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that Prznint Art-of-the-Deal is still trying to convince us that he actually, successfully negotiated something other than an extra 10 minutes of teevee before bedtime:

“President Trump teased a group of reporters on the South Lawn Tuesday by waving around what he said was a one-page deal with Mexico.

“This is one page,” Trump said, taking a folded piece of paper out of his blazer pocket and holding it up for cameras to see. “This is one page of a very long and very good agreement for both Mexico and the United States. Without the tariffs, we would have had nothing.”

Yes, that’s Prznint Stupid waving around Nixon’s Secret Plan To Win The Vietnam War his secret agreement with Mexico that nobody knows about!

Our Stable Genius did this exactly one day after Mexico’s foreign minister Marcelo Ebrard publicly said no secret agreement existed.

So what’s it say!

It says, “Sucka!”

And next he’s gonna threaten to have his big brother beat up the press.

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5 Responses to Stable Genius: ‘Secret Plan Does Too Exist! Losers!’

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    We’ve been down the Rabbit Hole for so long now that nothing he does surprises me, or makes me upset anymore. I just kinda yawn, and scratch my head, and say, “Oh really. What else ya got?”

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  2. Steve-O says:

    I didn’t know Taco Bell had printable menus.

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  3. Steve-O says:

    Who knew there was a printable menu from Taco Bell?

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    A photographer from the Washington Post got a good photo of that paper. It was signed by a couple of low-level people and it had the word “Mexico” on it. I thought it might be a non-disclosure agreement with another porn star.

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