News That Will Drive You To Drink: Mike Pence Celebrates Pride Month!

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Pride Month at Mike Pence’s House

This will probably come as a complete shock to you, Gentle Readers: walking termite buffet Mike Pence celebrates Pride for the Administration by denying Pride Symbols:

Vice President Mike Pence on Monday confirmed that the Trump administration denied requests from U.S. embassies around the world to display a rainbow flag to celebrate LGBTQ Pride Month.

Probably the first time he’s smiled since the Eisenhower administration without seeking permission from Madame Pence to loosen the cilice.

“I’m aware that the State Department indicated that on the flag pole of our American embassies that one flag should fly, and that’s the American flag, and I support that,” Pence told NBC News in an interview released Monday.

As we’ve noted before, poles make Pence very nervous. Jittery, even.

The vice president said that he and President Trump are “proud to be able to serve every American, and we both feel that way very passionately.”

“As long as they are white, cisgendered, straight Christians,” Pence did not say “With thighs like pistons that can pump all night. Oh, Jeebus, did I say that out loud?”

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink: Mike Pence Celebrates Pride Month!

  1. US Embassy in Seoul. It’s not on the flagpole so all’s cool, right, Termite?

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  2. paul fredine says:

    they specifically said ‘on the poles’ so their alternatives are simply following those ‘instructions’/suggestions. i think they’re rather brilliant.


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