“The best thing that ever happened to the farmers is me. … The farmers are my best friends,” Trump says before holding up paper of what he says is his Mexico deal.
— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) June 11, 2019
You Betcha, buddy.
Before heading off to Iowa, Tariffman told us that farmers will totally do him a solid in the 2020 Goat Rodeo, in spite of his easy-to-win Trade Wars totally destroying their livelihoods, totally losing their markets to Brazil, and totally requiring multiple, multi-billion-dollar bailouts.
“You owe me, bigly,” The Russian Usurper didn’t say, “you’re all socialists now.”