“Hey baby, wanna get dirty?”
“Well crap, the grass is just as scraggly and sparse as on MY side of the fence! It’s supposed to be greener!”
“I checked – twice! – and there aren’t any Atheists in THIS foxhole.”
“No foxes, either. Damned false advertising!”
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He couldn’t find that bone he buried 6 mos. ago, but he did find a cool spot on a hot day.
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“Is this Ca.? Has anyone seen Ollie? We got separated in Arizona?”
“Ah, a job well done. Where’s my treat, hoomin?”
Oh dog, I missed it!!!
I KNEW I shoulda taken that left toin in Albuquerque!
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