Yesterday, Hair Füror took some time out from his busy schedule of grifting and making the press orgasm on D-Day—and bashing his political foes with
The negotiations between Mexican and US broke up without any resolution. Allegedly, negotiators discussed “the outlines of a deal that would dramatically increase Mexico’s immigration enforcement efforts and give the United States far more latitude to deport Central Americans seeking asylum.”
Mexico, in a show of good faith, has stepped up pressure against Central American migrants: about 600 migrants walking on a highway in southern Mexico were intercepted. White bread and soul dead Stephan Miller, Hair Füror’s pocket Nazi, is about the only person smiling at this turn of events.
The paperwork to initiate tariffs must be signed by noon EST today for the tariffs to begin on Monday, with no details about how that is supposed to actually work. No one has told the importers what products will be taxed and by how much, and the inspectors at the borders don’t have any information about how to calculate how much and on what products.
Comrade Trump loves it when his plan comes together!
So we got Trade Wars No. 2 now going for us.
On D-Day all this happened. Eiron, the Goddess of Irony, probably needs to switch to decaf.