Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted (part infinity)

Trump: The quicker fucker-upper

Come-on, Puerto Ricans, where are your manners? The Quicker Fucker-Upper is awaiting your thank-you notes!

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11 Responses to Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Laughed So Hard She Farted (part infinity)

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    They do, donny – they really DO love you, they just have a hard time expressing that love. You see, they’re on an island WAAAY far away, (but you knew that), surrounded by water, (you knew that too), so in order for that love to reach all the way to Wash DC, it has to cross all that water, and it just gets diluted, or something. And they love your hair, also – which is why, whenever your name comes up, they all start hollering “Peachy cool hair-o!”
    *Or is it “Pinché coolero”?

    *Friggin asshole

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  2. “Recent Catastrophic Storms”

    Hurricane Maria was nearly TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO!

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    • MDavis says:

      But he “gave” them paper towels!

      And they didn’t even spend the funds that were in their last aid package*.

      *Those funds were not released, for some reason.

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    • roket says:

      I’m guessing that he never knows what the hell he’s signing. He is that stupid you know.

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      • FELINE MAMA says:

        He has NO clue. Just the idea of him signing his name to sumni’ makes him orgasmic.
        Ever notice the exaggerated signature. He wishes his name was longer so it would take up 2 paragraphs. ASSHAT!!

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    • diane says:

      It’s the dementia. He has no idea what year it is.

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  3. Only farmers and ranchers need apply, as they tend to vote Republican. If you are an urbanite or suburbanite, fuggetaboutit.

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  4. Pyed says:

    Sit down, Donny, you’ve helped the farmers enough already with your Trade Wars.

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