Extremely Stable Genius Tweets, Twit, Twat

Tweet, Twit, Twat
(Image courtesy of Scissorhead Bruce388)

I dunno what was going on, but Tiger Beat on the Potomac morning email thingie alerts us:

JUST AS AN ASIDE … AT 1:34 A.M. in London, the president tweeted about Bette Midler, the 73-year-old actress and singer: “Washed up psycho @BetteMidler was forced to apologize for a statement she attributed to me that turned out to be totally fabricated by her in order to make ‘your great president’ look really bad. She got caught, just like the Fake News Media gets caught. A sick scammer!”

— WAS THERE A conversation that preceded this tweet? With all that’s going on in the world, is someone keeping the president abreast of Bette Midler’s tweets? And, if so, better yet, why?

OK, so aside from the fact that Washed up psycho could be on his calling cards, and that Comrade Stupid spends most of his days airing grievances on the electric tweeter, and we’ve been told that his Tweets are in fact official announcements from the White House, and I cannot stress this enough: WTF?

Time to go look at Midler’s tweets, BRB…

I still have no idea of what’s going on, but I liked her tweet, so we’ll leave it there.

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9 Responses to Extremely Stable Genius Tweets, Twit, Twat

  1. roket says:

    I predict many more dick slammings to follow.

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  2. julesmomcat says:

    He hears what he wants to hear, and if it doesn’t flatter him, he alters it to make it so.
    When – Oh, WHEN??? will we be rid of this slimy, festering puddle of rotten goo, which is ruining the pinnacle of democracy in the eyes of the world?

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  3. Pyed says:

    Hair Furor should slam his head in the door, not just his dick.
    In truth, he really needs to do both, and since he’s a dickhead that conveniently works out well for everyone.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    FatNixon’s ability to attack an entertainer is quite impressive, considering he’s in the middle of a state visit AND a national emergency.

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  5. Frank McCormick says:

    Bette mistakenly retweeted the fake Trump quote stating that it he ran for president, it would be as a Republican because they are so gullible. She immediately apologized to her followers when she was informed that this was a notorious manufactured, if believable, quote.

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  6. FELINE MAMA says:

    “Slam his dick in a door” Really, now that would be a sight & one for Guinness.

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  7. retiredeng says:

    Hmm. Slamming his dick in a door is unpossible. But somehow it reminded me of Dan Aykroyd as the judge in “Nothing But Trouble”.
    https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjk1Y2EzYmEtNzJjZS00N2ZkLTk2NjQtYjIwOWVkZTk4NzJlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTQ1NzU4Njk@.V1_SY1000_CR0,0,1210,1000_AL.jpg

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