Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal, noted Weather Warrior, and self-appointed Prophet Kat Kerr tells us how to stop floods! It’s easy: Stomp Yo Feet for Jeebus!
Update: This totally worked … but, unfortunately, Kerr didn't have the photographic evidence on hand to prove it. pic.twitter.com/ueG2uAdQnG
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 30, 2019
Oh, man, why didn’t Dawg Almighty tell Noah about this? Dude had a lot of critters that coulda stomped their feets and saved the world.
Well, now we know what to do as global climate change hits us. Thanks Kat!