News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Our old pal, noted Weather Warrior, and self-appointed Prophet Kat Kerr tells us how to stop floods! It’s easy: Stomp Yo Feet for Jeebus!

Oh, man, why didn’t Dawg Almighty tell Noah about this? Dude had a lot of critters that coulda stomped their feets and saved the world.

Well, now we know what to do as global climate change hits us. Thanks Kat!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I wouldn’t trust anyone who has a trophy on their wall consisting of the wings torn off an angel…

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  2. MDavis says:

    That foot-stompin’ thing is working fine for Trump, et al, so far. Just ask twitter.

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  3. Perturbation says:

    “If you’re laughing, you’re laughing at God.”

    Yeah OK. I’m laughing all right. I mean, if I’m gonna go to the effort of stomping on the ground, I want endless pasta and ever-lasting sneakers out of the deal.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    It’s damn hard to stomp on the ground when it’s covered with ten feet of water. What’s plan B?

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