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Our old pal, noted Weather Warrior, and self-appointed Prophet Kat Kerr tells us how to stop floods! It’s easy: Stomp Yo Feet for Jeebus!
Update: This totally worked … but, unfortunately, Kerr didn't have the photographic evidence on hand to prove it. pic.twitter.com/ueG2uAdQnG
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) May 30, 2019
Oh, man, why didn’t Dawg Almighty tell Noah about this? Dude had a lot of critters that coulda stomped their feets and saved the world.
Well, now we know what to do as global climate change hits us. Thanks Kat!
Mock Paper Scissors 
I wouldn’t trust anyone who has a trophy on their wall consisting of the wings torn off an angel…
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I thought that was her memorabilia from when she modeled for Victoria’s Secret.
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That foot-stompin’ thing is working fine for Trump, et al, so far. Just ask twitter.
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“If you’re laughing, you’re laughing at God.”
Yeah OK. I’m laughing all right. I mean, if I’m gonna go to the effort of stomping on the ground, I want endless pasta and ever-lasting sneakers out of the deal.
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In his own image.
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It’s damn hard to stomp on the ground when it’s covered with ten feet of water. What’s plan B?
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