Look at that jerk! Couldn’t Buffy-the-Egg Layer (see what I did there?) get a Lyft like everyone else? No, she couldn’t, she’d rather have some hoomin peddle her over hill and dale. Jerk.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Purplehead, who is valiantly trying to re-hab me or the entire avian community, depending! That’s dedication to the cause, peeps.)