I swear to Blog, Sen. Doug Jones of Alabama is the luckiest MF’ing politician alive:
WASHINGTON — Former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore Tuesday previewed potential plans to run again for the U.S. Senate seat that he lost in upset fashion to Democrat Doug Jones in the state’s 2017 special election after multiple women accused him of past sexual misconduct.
“He knows that if I run I will beat Doug Jones,” Moore tweeted after Republican Congressman Bradley Byrnes, who entered the Alabama Senate race this spring, warned voters against picking the controversial former judge as the party’s nominee again.
Alabamians love Roy Moore and they love his loving embrace of theocracy even more. Alabamians who hate him are thrilled because he gives Jones the best chance of being reelected. Moore, as you may recall, is found of the Yutes, and apparently even in Cousin-Eff Alabama, dating way under-aged girls was a Fischer-Price play date too far, and they elected a Democrat instead.
Junior Mints opines:
You mean like last time? You’re literally the only candidate who could lose a GOP seat in pro-Trump, pro-USA ALABAMA. Running for office should never become a business model. If you actually care about #MAGA more than your own ego, it’s time to ride off into the sunset, Judge. https://t.co/Twg9isFRkY
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 28, 2019
…and to the degree that Junior is Comrade Stupid’s surrogate, I suppose this means this time he’s not going to be endorsing Moore. As you may recall, Moore previously had the much-coveted Orange Thumb-Up. Hawt!
What’s the over-under on Moore? Anyone got some spare Quatloos to wager?