The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

How does one upholster a tank?

Soylent Blonde, Meghan McCain felt a disturbance in the force when 2020 Goat Rodeo contestant Amy Klobuchar invoked the name of Grandpa Walnuts:

Klobuchar at a campaign stop in Iowa said she sat between fellow 2020 candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and John McCain during the president’s inauguration, HuffPost reported Saturday.

“I sat on that stage between Bernie and John McCain, and John McCain kept reciting to me names of dictators during that speech because he knew more than any of us what we were facing as a nation,” she reportedly said. “He understood it. He knew because he knew this man more than any of us did.”

…to which SoyBlo responded:

…to which Twitter responded:

SoyBlo is professionally McCain’s Daughter (it says it on her bidness cards, probably), and has made a career out of glomming onto whatever fond remains the media has about the ghost who still haunts the green rooms of all the chat shows, eating the glazed donuts.

Profoundly untalented, and less bright than the average lump of clay—banal would be a several steps up—somehow SoyBlo has carved a media niche out for herself, robbing a real journalist of a seat in the media.

Fair Warning 2020 Goat Rodeo Candidates: using Grandpa Walnuts’ legacy for personal gain is kinda her thing.

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10 Responses to The Sacred Halls of Nepotism, Exhibit A

  1. YellowDog says:

    “Profoundly untalented, and less bright than the average lump of clay—banal would be a several steps up—somehow SoyBlo has carved a media niche out for herself, robbing a real journalist of a seat in the media.” The only thing I can add to that spot-on assessment is that her only media role is to provide “straw man” arguments on “The View” which, when shot down, cause her to pout. Point/Counterpoint it’s not.

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    • thus her recent strategy to yell incoherently over anyone else about not being allowed to speak until someone tosses to a commercial in frustration.

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    • R White says:

      The way the worthless beltway media is currently structured, that supposed ‘real journalist,’ if they still exist, wouldn’t be given that seat by the corporate owners. Those old white guys favor privileged dolts like SoyBlo who manage to regurgitate the empty rhetoric created by Frank Luntz with ease.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I thought that after air bags deployed, they automatically deflated, but I see that’s not true in Soylent’s case. Oh, wait, those are her BREASTS? If she doesn’t already have one, (or several,) then she’s in desperate need of some type of highly-advanced support system. I know I’d sure get tired of lugging around chesticles that size all day.

    (Just a casual observation, and NOT meant to be any kind of body-shaming.)

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    • julesmomcat says:

      “chesticles”…LOL! Priceless – never heard that one, before! THANX, DC, for adding to my vocab!
      JulesMomCat/MotherTrucker

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  3. roket says:

    This is good news for John McCain, sister.

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  4. R White says:

    Kind of odd that whenever a democrat recites the worthless beltway media’s false characterization of Crash, SoyBlo asks that they stop out of respect for the family, yet whenever iQ4.5 goes on a rant and actually trashes Crash’s overrated experiences and milque-toast voting record, SoyBlo cannot bring herself to reprimand dear leader.

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