Happy Hour News Briefs
You guys might remember that, the first Ex-Gay rally giving their big cheer a couple of years ago, but guess what?
“Ex-homosexual and ex-transgender men and women from around the country descended upon the Nation’s Capital this weekend for the Second Annual ‘Freedom March’ where they proclaimed the freedom they’ve found in abandoning homosexual and transgender practices. “
Practices? Oh, honey, I think that’s a performance:
“I choose Jesus, because he’s the only man in my life. He’s the only man that didn’t sleep with my best friend … He’s been loyal to me … I choose Him over him.”
That was Luis Ruiz, a survivor of the Pulse nightclub massacre who now run a ministry called Fearless Identity.
Former transwoman Jeffrey McCall kicked off the rally on the grounds of the Washington Monument, explaining that nobody here was forced to change; “It was the power of the Holy Spirit and the grace of Jesus Christ that fell on all of us.”
Jeebus is clumsy that way, and the last time the Bird fell on anyone, Mary got knocked up. Just sayin’.
Anyway, they claimed to have 200 people at the rally this year (which to be pedantic is not the same thing as having 200 ex-gays), but whatevs gets you through the night.