Rake America Great Again!

Rake-stepping for speed and accuracy

California’s wildfire season is nearly here, and the 4th Reich is protesting reimbursing California for the expense of firefighting on federal land last year.  You’ll never guess why: “The Forest Service has demanded that the state provide proof of its ‘actual expenses.'”

Prznint Tax Cheat wants it itemized.

That has stoked fears (see what I did there?) that they will cut back on fire fighting assistance to Cali, which Prznint Stupid blames for not controlling the threat of wildfire by raking the forests.

You know, like the Finns don’t do.

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4 Responses to Rake America Great Again!

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    “Hey Cali – pics or it didn’t happen.”

    Oh, wait…….my local fish-wrap, er, bird-cage liner, er local newspaper won a Pulitzer last year for its coverage of the disastrous fires that assailed Sonoma, Napa, and Mendocino counties, including a prestigious award for the photography. So, yeah – we got some.

    And is there gonna be something stronger than a slap on the wrist for Verizon, who canceled cell-phone service for a So California CalFire crew fighting the fire in Malibu, after the Telecommunications giant raised rates, while it simultaneously canceled “No roaming” charges, and CalFire protested? The crews were able to stay in touch by radio – barely – for the approx day or so that the snafu lasted, and an investigation was begun, and nothing else was ever heard about it again. Thanks, FCC.

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  2. donnah says:

    Silly Californians, expecting some disaster relief funds for your massive losses. Dintja know that money’s been allocated for the border wall?

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  3. paul fredine says:

    then we should request an itemization of every ‘workday’ from the mango turdblossom so we can know just exactly what we’re paying for, as if everyday with every tantrum and tweet we didn’t know now.


  4. roket says:

    Has CA tried telling him his clothes are ‘beautiful’ yet??

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