Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the scoop of a lifetime:
PLAYBOOK SCOOP — DONALD TRUMP JR. has signed a book deal with Center Street Books, an imprint of the Hachette Book Group, for a book “that will focus on politics, current events and the future of the MAGA movement,” according to a source close to him. Publisher Rolf Zettersten and Center Street editorial director Kate Hartson negotiated the deal with attorney and literary agent Tom Winters, who represented the president’s son. The book is expected to publish late this year.
Crayons not included.
Anyway, as Fran Lebowitz once said, “when Toni Morrison said ‘write the book you want to read,’ she didn’t mean everybody.”
OK, for 1/10 of .01% of a point towards your midterm grade, name Junior’s Book!
In the comments, #2 Lead Pencil only. Imma go with “The Fault in Our Reality TeeVee Stars”