Pop Quiz!!

“How I spent my summer vacation” By Junior Mints…

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads with the scoop of a lifetime:

PLAYBOOK SCOOP — DONALD TRUMP JR. has signed a book deal with Center Street Books, an imprint of the Hachette Book Group, for a book “that will focus on politics, current events and the future of the MAGA movement,” according to a source close to him. Publisher Rolf Zettersten and Center Street editorial director Kate Hartson negotiated the deal with attorney and literary agent Tom Winters, who represented the president’s son. The book is expected to publish late this year.

Crayons not included.

Anyway, as Fran Lebowitz once said, “when Toni Morrison said ‘write the book you want to read,’ she didn’t mean everybody.”

OK, for 1/10 of .01% of a point towards your midterm grade, name Junior’s Book!

In the comments, #2 Lead Pencil only. Imma go with “The Fault in Our Reality TeeVee Stars”

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30 Responses to Pop Quiz!!

  1. The Son Also Lieses

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  2. Batman 54 says:

    Shit for Brains

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  3. Deanter says:

    Letter from a Washington DC Jail

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Boris says:

    SNL: Son Never Loved

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  5. Art says:

    “The Wrath of Con”

    Been done on Veronica Mars but Junior’s version is the real deal and …. it had to be said.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. Mary says:

    “The Unbearable Emptiness of Trump”

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    “Doin’ Time,” or, “Letters From the White House and Then Afterwards.”

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  8. Osirisopto says:

    “I’ve never had a paternity test.”

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  9. Karla says:

    “I’m a Loser” subtitle “And I’m Not What I Appear to Be”

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  10. jimbob says:

    Sion of Sham

    Liked by 2 people

  11. Ten Bears says:

    There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute

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  12. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Don Que Choady

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  13. “From Fetus to Felon” -the Trump journey, “Crimealot” -don’t let it be forgot

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  14. julesmomcat says:

    “Another (Rotten) Apple On The Trump Tree”

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  15. jaf48 says:

    Pride And Prejudice For Dummies

    Liked by 1 person

  16. ming says:

    Shart of the Deal

    Liked by 2 people

  17. donnah says:

    “The World According to Derp”

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  18. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The Born Supremacist

    Liked by 1 person

  19. “Too Stupid for Treason: The End of A Dynasty in Three Generations”

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  20. Bruce388 says:

    “If It’s What You Say I Love It”

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  21. Infidel753 says:

    La Grande Collusion
    From Russia with Love
    The Heart Has Its Treasons
    Something Wingnut This Way Comes
    Moscow Does Not Believe in Queers
    The Small Hand of Darkness
    Nightmares from My Father
    Strait is the Hate

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  22. Sirius Lunacy says:

    When Sr has his book ghostwritten, preferably from prison, he should go with Grifty Shades of Orange.

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  23. Buttermilk Sky says:

    “Damn You Daddy, Sir”

    (stolen from SCTV)

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  24. tucsonbarbara says:

    “Lies My Father Told Me – and Everyone Else”

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  25. nonnie9999 says:

    The Oranges of the Species

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