News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks is outraged that there is an open, out-and-proud ‘mo running for the Presidency, and explains to us the hypocrisy on the Left for being outraged that there is a staff-banging serial adulterer in there now.

I guess Fishsticks has never understood how X=X.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. julesmomcat says:

    As I am wont to remind the buy-bull thumpers – according to their gosh-spell, Jesus wandered around Galilee for 3 years, accompanied by 12 men – no wives, no concubines – and you cannot tell me none of them got horny during that sojourn. Then, at the Last Supper, Jesus told them, “Love ye, one another, as I have loved you.” Voila! – They were all gay! So, where do these pious pricks come off, condemning LGBTQs, when their idol led an obviously gay existence? Hypocrisy thrives!

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  2. To quote the book of Juggalos 12:34 : “Magnets Hypocrisy…how does it work???”

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  3. Infidel753 says:

    Ireland has an openly-gay man as head of government right now. Doesn’t seem to be causing any problems.

    And a couple of decades ago that was one of the most religious countries on Earth. Know hope.

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  4. Art says:

    Never mind that the rapid spread of HIV within the gay community had much more to do with the multiple sexual partners than any particular sexual act. Heterosexuals are fully capable of performing the same acts so the mo’s don’t have any monopoly on how or what gets stuck in where.

    The point is that the homosexual in question is in a committed monogamous relationship with his husband while the Trump has along history of promiscuity and rampant infidelity. Given those facts Trump is by far more likely to be exposed to an STD.

    As an aside: Are we really sure Trump doesn’t have syphilis? It might go a long way in explaining his need for long stretches of rest (executive time not dedicated to work), irrational behavior, mood swings, and memory lapses.

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  5. roket says:

    Someone should remind Mr. Pretzel Logic that there is a Commandment for Adultery but not for Homosexuality. Perhaps he should ask himself why. A Theologian he’s not.

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