Breaking: ‘It’s a Cover-Up’ — Pelosi

Weaponized Pelosi
(Stolen without shame from the much-missed Zaius Nation)

“It was a very positive meeting, a respectful sharing of ideas. And I think a very impressive presentation by our chairs. We do believe it is important to follow the facts, that no one is above the law, including the president of the United States. And we believe that the president of the United States is engaged in a cover-up. A cover-up. And that was the nature of the meeting.”

OK, so what are you gonna do?

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10 Responses to Breaking: ‘It’s a Cover-Up’ — Pelosi

  1. Czippee l'Shimp says:

    Well, one thing we’re not going to do is risk upsetting all those on the right who might otherwise work with us in the utopian future that we’ve managed to convince ourselves will certainly come to pass. And, don’t forget the center! Those who just can’t seem to decide between the very reasonable, nuanced arguments that separate the left from the right. They can be swayed by simply showing that we respect all opinions, and will weigh all the facts equally.

    Oh, and fuck the hippies.

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  2. trump must have something really good on nancy. I mean, impeach the fucker already.

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  3. Since the mango hued shitgibbon says he doesn’t do cover-ups, Nancy should just call it a comb over.

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  4. Boris says:

    What I want to believe is that Pelosi is playing the long(ish) game; calling the president* everything but a criminal up to the moment they actually impeach his lard ass, this in an effort to not give the WH and the ReThugs another word to weaponize.

    Like I say, I want to believe that, but every time I see Pelosi’s eyes betray that the steampunk workings inside her are stumbling & bumbling in their “yep, she’s got a hitch in her git-along alright”, I’m convinced she intuitively understand her corpus won’t withstand the overheated emotional fireworks a raging impeachment inquiry would engender.

    ‘course, if I’m right, impeachment or no, i don’t think she’s long for this Congress, much less this life. What a mess that will be.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    What’s clearly needed here is a handful or so of Dimocraps who have the courage to use big, brave words, words with meaning, with substance, that can be employed in strongly-worded letters of outrage. Make it a non-stop bombardment, a ceaseless shellacking, a verbal onslaught like never before seen in modern history, until the opposition becomes so weary they’ll concede, leaving Impeachment or any other punishment moot and unnecessary.
    Who knows……..it could happen.

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  6. R White says:

    It’s not so much of Pelosi offending the lobotomized “independent” Fox news viewers as it is the morally bankrupt billionaire wall st. class who really dictate where the mythical center of governance lies. Gotta keep the corporate grift going even if the head executive is a vulgar, vindictive a**hole that embarrasses us daily.

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  7. roket says:

    I hate that they are almost repeating history to a T which would mean that we’re stuck with this orange shitgibbon until halfway through his second term.

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