News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems):

In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break up the United States. Got news for you, Josh, your side already did. I’ll get you a #2 pencil and a change of address card from the US Post Office.

Go for it. Leave. Take your buddies with you.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    We won’t fight to get them back this time, we’ll just take in all of the fleeing demographics and leave the geriatric bigots to die off.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    I caught the caption “new world order”. Funny that idea, in that, if anyone was trying to change the order of the world, it would be the xristians and I for one want nothing to do with their world.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    And while we’re at it, can we exchange Alabama for Puerto Rico? Give the ‘Ricans citizenship, and isolate all the redneck Y’all Queda wackjobs on the island. Win-win!

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  4. MDavis says:

    “The United States has been infiltrated”
    Everything is projection with these people.
    “With the urine and the feces…(and drugs and needles).”
    I, um, does he think we should all just hold it – and until when? And being anti needle programs (I’m assuming, here) is just being pro needle sharing, with all that implies.
    “… we should allow states to have limited abortion”
    We have limited abortion. Perhaps he meant to say states should be allowed to completely revoke the rights of any but rich white male landowners. I suspect that is what these hate brokers really mean when they talk about “originalism”.
    (all “quotes” are paraphrases, as I’m not listening to this again to get the phrasing right.


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