Happy Hour News Briefs
Jump for Jeebus!
Our old friend Josh Bernstein has HAD IT WITH US LIBERALS!!1! He hates the United States (as do all Republicans, it seems):
In under 30 seconds, he tells us he wants to break up the United States. Got news for you, Josh, your side already did. I’ll get you a #2 pencil and a change of address card from the US Post Office.
Go for it. Leave. Take your buddies with you.