The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

The Wit and Wisdom of Chris Cillizza

As we’ve noted before, if there is a Pantheon on Dunces someday, Cillizza is going to have a piller to himself.

This is a real tweet from a real twit:

Now, another journalist would probably wonder how it is that Hair Füror found the time to golf again (#176 golf match since Putin installed him in the white house), you know, as his Trade Wars collapse around America’s farmers, and as the war ships chug along to Iran, and as children are still being locked in cages at the border, but Cillizza instead is marvelling at how well Comrade Trump handles his putter.

Thanks big bunches CNN. You’ve distinguished yourselves once again!

And I’m not alone thinking that:

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14 Responses to The Incredible Liteness Of Being Chris Cillizza

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    And today I read that the USGA is going to investigate Hair Furor for perhaps “fudging” his scorecards a bit, during certain tournaments. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, I say. Wonder what the punishment is for that. Poor guy, he might get reduced in his ranking, or standing, or something awful like that.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    If Cillizza was “reporting” for the Daily Mash, I would understand it as an ironic (rain on your wedding day small i) reference. But This is CNN, so who knows. My wife’s nephew, a Fox News viewer, watches CNN when even he cannot stomach Fox. CNN, aka Fox Lite, gives him enough of a fix to last until Hannity comes on. Tucker Carlson’s White Supremacist Hour and Laura Ingraham, She Wolf of the SS, are too overt for his delicate sensibilities. Now that’s ironic.

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  3. laura says:

    He and Peter Baker ought to get a room.

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  4. donnah says:

    Chris, just another punchable face. He is so ridiculously weak that every “column” he writes sounds like thinly veiled hero worship. He is like Chuckles Todd, playing both sides and flailing at both.


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He’d be so much more comfortable in North Korea.

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  6. roket says:

    Obviously, Chris Cillizza is the kind of guy who would tell the naked Emperor his clothes look beautiful.

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  7. Astamari says:

    He claims his score was 68, which is beyond ludicrous. He also claims his handicap is lower than Tiger Woods, LOL. But he is most notorious for his blatant cheating both secretly and right in front of other players. His caddy has numerous stories of Trump picking up other golfers balls and throwing them far from the tee, usually into a bunker. He’s a reflexive cheater so fudging his scorecard would be second nature for him.

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  8. Karla says:

    That’s a hella ratio ole Chris has going on.


  9. Bruce388 says:

    Mock Chris all you want. Just remember Trump is young and vibrant, so anything is possible.

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  10. He’s the Emergency Back-up David Brooks….


  11. paul fredine says:

    i’m going to go out on a limb and say that he has stock in chapstick. you can’t kiss dumpy’s ass like that and not come away looking like well-worn plunger.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      A similar effect can be achieved by sticking one’s whole entire face in a Cheetos bag.


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