The WaPo reports that Prznint Stupid is micromanaging the Tortilla Curtain in an effort to ensure that it is “physically imposing but also aesthetically pleasing.” Who says fascism must always be ugly? Those SS Uniforms were quite stylish, amiright?
Now we know from interviews with Charles Leerhsen, his Art of the Deal ghostwriter, that our stable genius Oompa Loompa was always more interested in the surface details and not the actual product (style over substance: “If it was very visible, he got very involved,” per Barbara Res, a former Trump Organization executive), and spent days fondling fabric samples in his wee fingers instead of learning how airlines work (for instance). So what style choices is he making? A stately manor-style wall, perhaps, or a nice cozy country cottage picket fence?
Not exactly! Think Mordor!
Hair Füror allegedly wants a giant, metal fence and he wants to paint the metal black so that it radiates heat as well as hate, and has sharp spikes on top that would cut the hands of climbers. Probably the first time he has ever thought about function over form!
Anyway, he has “demanded” that D.H.S. officials come to the White House to discuss the project with him, allegedly bugging recently You’re Fired’ed DHS secretary
Elsa, She Wolf of the SS, er, Kirstjen Nielsen about it, and insisted that engineers change their design from a 15 foot number to a 30-foot structure. Given that he changes his damn mind every few minutes tho, he must be making the builders crazy, and you know that the cost keeps escalating with each new brain fart he comes up with.
But that’s OK: He’s not paying for it, we are.