Happy Hour News Briefs
Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege:
(Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t exist!!1! But you’ll never guess what DOES exist!!1!
“I would submit the real problem today, in our culture and in our politics, is not, in fact, white privilege but homosexual privilege. Despite their constant claims to martyrdom and victimhood, homosexuals have an entire array of privileges and powers that are based exclusively on their private sexual preferences, and they are privileges and powers that normal people do not possess. Homosexuals must be catered to by wedding vendors and be catered to in housing and employment, or those who refuse to cater to them will be demonized, vilified, and sued until they’re broke or out of business. “
Why won’t the ‘mos let him discriminate against themselves, Fishstick wails
“Today homosexuals belong to the most pampered, protected, favored, privileged demographic in all of America. “
…which is really ironic coming from a theocrat the same week that Jeebusland looks to be overturning Roe/Wade. Anyway, he whines away as he nails himself to the cross, so say it with me:
GET OFF THE CROSS, SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS THE WOOD.