News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jeebus Saves

Our old pal Rev. Fishsticks has put on his pointy white thinkin’ cap and used his irrefutable logic the theologic powers to discern the truth about White Privilege:

(Be prepared for shock, Gentle Readers!) IT doesn’t exist!!1! But you’ll never guess what DOES exist!!1!

“I would submit the real problem today, in our culture and in our politics, is not, in fact, white privilege but homosexual privilege. Despite their constant claims to martyrdom and victimhood, homosexuals have an entire array of privileges and powers that are based exclusively on their private sexual preferences, and they are privileges and powers that normal people do not possess. Homosexuals must be catered to by wedding vendors and be catered to in housing and employment, or those who refuse to cater to them will be demonized, vilified, and sued until they’re broke or out of business. “

Why won’t the ‘mos let him discriminate against themselves, Fishstick wails

“Today homosexuals belong to the most pampered, protected, favored, privileged demographic in all of America. “

…which is really ironic coming from a theocrat the same week that Jeebusland looks to be overturning Roe/Wade. Anyway, he whines away as he nails himself to the cross, so say it with me:

GET OFF THE CROSS, SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS THE WOOD.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Stony Pillow says:

    He’s just jealous.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Homosexual privilege? Does that involve brunch?

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Homosexuals getting free DVD sets of “Sex and the City” really fry my ass.

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  4. roket says:

    Shouldn’t he have waited until the homophones stopped killing the gays for being gay before he said that?

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  5. MDavis says:

    Homosexuals must be catered to by wedding vendors…

    Captain Obvious’s sidekick, here. Is he saying that a certain group of people wants to be catered to by caterers?

    You know, after getting over 150% of normal rainfall here in the High Plains Desert, during the season when it is typically hot and dry, we have another cold, rainy, cloudy day. But this nutjob is all worried about what someone else does in their private lives. If he had this much concern for what fossil fuel companies (or ICE!) were doing in their public lives he might actually do some good. Why won’t he?
    I gotta go start a fire, Fun times finding dry tumbleweeds stuck in the fences today for fire starter.

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    • tengrain says:

      MDavis –

      Go figure. Seattle is already being warned about a drought. The third one in 5 years since I’ve been here.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • MDavis says:

        The circular article about rainfall had a map of the west coast and inland to around Utah. Washington counties were hovering in the 75% of normal range. In case I didn’t mention it here, the reporter quoted the person they interviewed pointing out “Weather isn’t climate” and that the Climate Change (Global Warming) model predicted this, the extreme years, both dry (like our last couple of years) and wet. I wonder if our neighbors will notice and take it seriously.

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