News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“And lo! An idiot shall lead them.”

As was foretold in Prophecy (or at least in the newest edition of this grifter’s book) to our old pal firefighter/prophet/profit Mark Taylor by Dawg Almighty hisself that Junior Mints is gonna be our prznint someday :

If I was a betting man, I’d bet against this happening, but of course I also lost a lot of Quatloos betting that the Mango-hued Shitgibbon would lose, too/also.

BREAKING: Junior Mints is going to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee. I guess someone told him that it was jail if he didn’t and that Daddy cannot claim executive privilege over his little squirt. They probably told him how bad he looks in orange.

Junior Mints looks good in orange.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    After this shitshow we’re currently living through, it wouldn’t surprise me if the republicans elected a felon for president with the help of the Russians.

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  2. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. I have read that the committee gave in on a bunch of things to get Jr to come in. I guess they agree to a closed private hearing, and a time limit of 2 to 4 hours ( I guess that goes past his diaper change time. Why these macho men can not do 11 hours like Hillary did is beyond me ) and I bet there are a few other hidden make tRump happy things we don’t know of . These sleaze balls are winning and it drives me nuts. Hugs

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  3. Astamari says:

    Unfortunately, to get greasy Dumbass, Jr. to testify the Committee decided to compromise with Jr. and limit the time period to 2-4 hours and the questions limited six topics. You can still get a lot done within that constraint but it sets a bad precedent, which you know Trump will try to exploit further.

    But they had little choice I guess since Low Barr was never going to enforce any contempt citation (for not showing up).

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    I’m getting really, really sick and tired of this version of “The Untouchables.” And knowing that the FBI won’t come riding to the rescue makes it all the worse.

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