NBC News reports that the Republican-controlled Senate Intelligence Committee has subpoenaed future vape salesman Junior Mints to answer questions about having limited information (ALLEGEDLY!) about the plan to build a Trump Tower in Moscow while Daddy Dearest was running for prznint.
Reuters reports that Junior Mints will refuse to comply with the subpoena by invoking his Fifth Amendment rights to avoid self-incrimination, which, to use the words of Junior Mints hisself, “I love it.” Dude is a walking confession.
Yesterday, Axios reported a source close to Junior Mints (Munior Jints, lets say!) said…
A source close to Don Jr. tells Swan:
Don is a private citizen, who has already been cleared by Mueller after a two-year investigation. He has done 8-9 hours of testimony in front of Senate Intel already and 27 hours of testimony in front of various committees in total.
When he originally agreed to testify in front of the Senate Intel Committee in 2017, there was an agreement between Don and the Committee that he would only have to come in and testify a single time as long as he was willing to stay for as long as they’d like, which Don did.
Don continues to cooperate by producing documents and is willing to answer written questions, but no lawyer would ever agree to allow their client to participate in what is an obvious P.R. stunt.
And of course, Maggie also has a source who sounds incredibly like Munior Jints, too/also:
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 8, 2019
🎶 Let’s go right to the source, the horse of course…
Democrats are not interested in the truth, they just want to keep the Hoax going forever. The games need to stop. https://t.co/i2HQr3n7ir
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 8, 2019
Junior Mints claims to know nothing (well, hardly nothing) about the effort to build a tower in Moscow—in September 2017, Squiggy told the Senate Judiciary Committee he was only “peripherally aware” of the project. Prznint Stupids’ Stupidest Lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy!™) told a House committee in February that he met with Junior and the First Shady, Ivanka Trump, “approximately 10” times to brief them about the Trump Tower plan. This checks out! In all fairness, Junior Mints has a reputation as a drooling moron, s0 10+ times might be needed before he even could be peripherally aware of anything.
Anyway, the Trump Tower Moscow deal would give Vladimir Putin a $50 million penthouse in an effort to market condos to the rest of the Russian Mafia. According to Mueller’s report, the president authorized the highly lucrative project, and remained interested in it until it was dropped. So, you know, Trump Tower Moscow might be really important!
Prznint Stupid defended his idiot son saying that he was surprised to see the GOP-led panel had subpoenaed Junior Mints:
“Frankly, for my son, after being exonerated, to now get a subpoena to go again and speak again after close to 20 hours of telling everybody that would listen about a nothing meeting, yeah, I’m surprised.”
Well, I’m convinced!
Prznint Stupid then gave his own character witness for Junior Mints:
“My son is a good person. My son testified for hours and hours,” Trump said. “My son was totally exonerated by [special counsel Robert] Mueller, who frankly does not like Donald Trump. Me, this Donald Trump.”
How can anyone argue with that? Also, what does that mean?