“I say, old Bean, have you any Grey Poupon?”
The Russian Usurper’s Fratsputin, Jared Kushner, sat for a rare public interview last night with Rob Satloff of the Washington Institute for Near East Policy to talk about, you know, his seekrit plan for peace in the mideast.
I cannot get the video to embed, stupid WordPress, so you’ll have to trust me on best exchange exchange, ever:
KUSHNER: “If we fail, we don’t want to fail the way it has been done in the past.”
SATLOFF: “You want to be original in your failure.”
Hat tip to Crooks & Liars for giving us the embed. Thanks Scissorhead Bluegal!
Mock Paper Scissors 
Sorry, but I’m pretty sure it’s all been done before, there’s just no original way to fail anymore.
(See – Shakespeare, William, et al.)
Doesn’t mean you should stop trying……..FFS, go ahead, make it SPECTACULAR!
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I can’t stop laughing (crying)
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With Fratsputin it was ever thus, vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas.
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Followed closely by prodigious vomitus.
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Ultimately it’s all reductio ad absurdum.
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And No syrup of Ipecac in sight.
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WOW! My mind is blown away with such, ah, insight! Sure he’s NOT a trump??
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One has to admit that adding nuclear weapons to the equation would most likely produce a most spectacular fail. Xtians are creaming their jeans everywhere at the mere thought.
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Now, let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions here. After all, it would be irresponsible to speculate, I’ve heard. All they’ve done so far is to “hook-up” the Saudis with a coupla reputable nuclear-power-plant-building firms that were about to go belly-up here in the US, and to furnish the Ay-rabs with some of our so-called top-secret “enrichment” technology.
I’m no nuke-yu-lar physicist, but I’m guessing those enrichment technologies only serve to make the nuke plants safer, and to operate more efficiently.
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I think Jared has Netanyahu (old family friend) and MBS on board. The royal family is financially diversifying to a point where they will not need their country and they have never needed their religion. They will move on after they take what they can from the country. They will buy some other Arab countries to force a peace treaty before our election, it only has to hold till then. So Trump, Jared, Netanyahu, the Saudi Royal Family win and everyone else loses.
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