OK, seriously, which one of you mugs ratted me out to the birds? At least this dude has an ankle monitor.
A murderer crow!
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That’s a murder of … oh, I see. Never mind.
Now, THAT’S the kind of neighborhood I grew up in!
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Seattle Crows don’t mess around. And this one has my name.
“Step aside, I have a situation to settle”!!
If he had an eye patch, he could be a pirate!
Great, so now I have a piratical crow after me?
“Ga’rgh, me maties! ”
This is my pet crow. I shall call him Ben Carson.
A civilized crow always brings his own cutlery to a road kill
Sometimes crows collect small objects for hoarding, especially shiny things. So I don’t think this bird’s coming to get you. Then again, if you get between him and his hoard, he’ll cut you. Probably.
Naw, Weemaryanne, he’s got my number. Imma gonner.
Crows’ knowledge of tools is getting pretty scary.
And their knowledge of me saying that birds are jerks is getting scary.
I hope he’s not going to a gunfight.
Come at me Crow!
Are you counting these crows, TG?
ZRM – bonus point for reference. Well-done, clearly you must have dined on some fresh brains!
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