Time for ‘The Chicago Way’

His Master’s Voice
(Hat tip: @pacelatin)

The Russian Usurper announced that the 4th Reich will ignore all congressional subpoenas for witness testimony—an order he justified by lying that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has exonerated him.

Remember, Comrade Trump: ‘I have been totally exonerated by a bunch of total bullshit’

If exonerated, Comrade Stupid could have done something normal and gotten down to bidness by working on sumpin’, anything, everything on his agenda, but that’s not his style. He wasn’t exonerated, and he knows it. Therefore, he is punching back.

Legislation doesn’t drive news cycles, but his rants do.

The 2020 Goat Rodeo contenders don’t talk about the Mueller investigation on the campaign trail, they’d rather talk about health care or the minimum wage or free college education, you know, real-life issues. But one stupid tweet about the witch hunt drives the entire news cycle, and the candidates’ news does not even make it to the second commercial break.

And what are the candidates gonna do? Complain about it on television? 

We (meaning me) have said that Prznint Stupid is undisciplined (fact check: true!), but Comrade Trump is a Reality TeeVee genius. He knows what he is doing, and the media is getting played by him again. 2020 is looking good for a repeat performance.

So whadda we do?

We need to counter-punch him.

Comrade Stupid has nothing to lose by stalling the Dims as long as possible, and hahaha if you think that he’s worried that it sets a bad precedent, as if he cares about that.

Yesterday, strategic hire AG Bill ‘Low’ Barr’s  Justice Department told the House Judiciary Committee that John Gore will defy a subpoena for testimony about his role in (Trump’s pocket Nazi Stephan Miller’s?) effort to add a citizenship question to the census.

The Dims are learning that subpoenas are hard to enforce. Jerrold Nadler (ALLEGEDLY!) urged Democratic leaders to consider  penalizing people in contempt of Congress by fining them or even jailing them! But using normal, by-the-book, writing strong letters, giving additional 2-week deadlines will run out the clock, and Prznint Stupid will be re-elected.

As Sean Connery says in the clip, time to send one of theirs to the morgue (figuratively speaking): speed it up, Dims. Start the impeachment hearings, dig deep for whistle-blowers, start showcasing the many ways that the 4th Reich is screwing over Possum Hollar.Here’s a hint: start with the agricultural tariffs and move on to their non-existent tax cuts. Throw the bums into jail for Contempt. It’s time for asymmetrical warfare on many fronts. 

The Russian Usurper is counting on you to be milquetoasts, it’s time to be Elliot Ness.

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7 Responses to Time for ‘The Chicago Way’

  1. ming says:

    Damn right. And it is time to put Senate Goopers on on record for their role in enabling this shit show.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I’ve been saying this for a while now. If they have to vote to find any subpoena recipient to be in contempt, THEN DO IT! Then, Nadler can either direct the Capitol Police to arrest him/her/them at home, where they won’t likely have SS protection, or surround himself with a posse of same, AND JUST DO IT!
    Same goes for Cummings and any other chairperson – you have to show these criminals you’re serious, before they’re all given SS protection, with orders to stand-off any approach by anyone who looks like they might be serving a subpoena, or coming to arrest someone for contempt. Trump could certainly order Secret Service protection for anyone who’s been subpoenaed, or for anyone who he thinks will be soon, and that will be the end to any attempt to impose Law & Order on these assholes.

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  4. Since when did the SS become the Praetorian Guard? How is it legal for them to prevent serving a valid legal document?

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    • MDavis says:

      It isn’t legal – it is against their oath (three out of four clauses) to support anything else over the Constitution.


    • Dennis Cole says:

      The SS take their orders directly from the Prez, and if he declared anyone an “Enemy of the State,” they could be summarily dealt with. He could also declare anyone in his circle to be “in imminent danger,” requiring round-the-clock protection, which would prevent service of subpoenas. Would they use physical, or even “Deadly Force” to forestall an arrest? I’m not sure, but I have a feeling that such an order will soon be tested.


  5. MDavis says:

    “… and hahaha if you think that he’s worried that it sets a bad precedent, as if he cares about that.”
    Ming – none of the goopers care about the precedent either, in any of the three branches.
    DC – and the SS might not care about the precedent – if they do, they will honor their oath (I looked it up) to 1) support and defend the Constitution, 2) also bear faith and allegiance to the Constitution (not sure why the first part didn’t cover that, but supporting the Constitution is in there twice, 3) oh, yeah, not avoid supporting the Constitution and 4) only then faithfully discharge the duties of the office (which include supporting the constitution)
    The NY FBI office had their fingers crossed when they took their oaths, allegedly, and I’m not betting that certain SS members did the same.
    Here’s the SS oath:
    “I, [name], do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.”

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