News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Have you checked the children?

It took longer than I thought it would for the gawd-bothering fetus-fondlers to realize that Mayor Pete is a real contender, and that there might be ¡GASP! a ‘mo in the White House someday!!11! (emphasis mine)

Gay dads in the White House? Mr. & Mr. Buttigieg want a child

April 23, 2019, LifeSiteNews — Mayor Pete Buttigieg announced to the world that he and his “husband,” Chasten, plan to “have a child.”

“We’re hoping to have a little one soon,” said Buttigieg, just one day after officially launching his presidential campaign…

“…Once Mayor Pete’s presidential campaign took off, of course his advisers were going to tell him to obtain one or more photogenic children, because Americans like to have their presidents be family men.  “

It really says obtain.

“I’m hoping that the Mayor Pete is an intellectually curious soul and that he is will willing to weigh his own interests against the interests of any child he might obtain.”

And we’re back to obtaining!

“Before purchasing an egg from one woman and renting a womb for nine months from perhaps another, the Mayor and his partner need to do some serious research.”

RENTING A WOMB?!  🎶 Trailer for sale or rent, wombs to let, fifty cents… 🎶

What about sterile straight couples that… oh, never mind.  What does LifeSite suggest?

“I suggest that the mono-gendered Buttigiegs begin by watching the Disney remake of the movie The Parent Trap, in order to see how children deprived of a relationship with either their mother or father continue to hunger for their missing parent, no matter how celebrated, wealthy or loving their household is.  “

Well, Lindsey Lohan turned out so well.

Seriously, the Gawd-botherers think that The Parent Trap will set Mayor Pete straight (a-hem) against raising children. Look, the Xristian Xrazies would rather have kids remain in institutions than join a loving household. As we keep noting, The Right To Life Ends At Birth.


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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Astamari says:

    We have a son that we produced and a daughter that we adopted in Indonesia from a good orphanage at age 1. We love both of our children equally and, while a crap shoot when we adopted her, our daughter turned out to be star athlete (soccer) and super smart. It’s all about investing in your kids (that is educationally and socially investing). I am such a happy parent.

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  2. YellowDog says:

    Why does ‘Murican Jesus look like Barry Gibb in the ’70s? He should look like Dustin Hoffman in Midnight Cowboy.

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  3. Of course these are the VERY SAME FOLKS who think women are basically brood mares and fucktoys, and that adopting obtaining children from unwanted pregnancies is the only option.

    That said with the kinds of skeevy “Christian” agencies they dissapeared the migrant children into, maybe he’s not using the word perjoratively; but that’s how they really think…


  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    They should be thrilled with Buttigieg! After all, Neither Mayor Pete nor his spouse will ever consider having an abortion.

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  5. considering the history of the Catholic Church, I think we have to question Jesus….


  6. Roger Miller reference ftw 😎😎😎

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