Tweet, Twit, Twat(s)

In an act of unprecedented customer support, Jack Dorsey, the CEO of TWO COMPANIES found the time to listen to make a house call to help his most famous user, Comrade Trump, and listen to Cheetolini whine about how his followers on the Twatter are dropping off (because Twitter is purging Russian bots like crazy), you know, instead of kicking real, live, Nazis off of his stupid platform.

Priorities, people! This is how you get to be an important CEO!

The WaPo tells us:

“President Trump on Tuesday met privately with Twitter [and Square] C.E.O. Jack Dorsey, a huddle at the White House between one of the site’s most prolific users and an executive who’s faced criticism for the way Twitter has handled the president’s tweets . . . A significant portion of the meeting focused on Trump’s concerns that Twitter quietly, and deliberately, had removed some of his followers, according to a person with direct knowledge of the conversation who requested anonymity because it was private.”

Twitter told The WaPo that the meeting focused on “protecting the health of the public conversation ahead of the 2020 U.S. elections”—which you know is something the Russian Usurper cares deeply about because it really was just Russia buying a couple of Faceberg’s ads—when in actuality the meeting was about another conspiracy theory that Wingnuts have that they are not being listened to (because no one likes their ideas; yeah, we’ll go with that).

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3 Responses to Tweet, Twit, Twat(s)

  1. julesmomcat says:

    If there really IS a gawd, and he wants nothing but good for all of us upright souls, why doesn’t he put Suckface out of our misery, and make the world a much better place for everyone? Yeah, I know – gawd moves in mysterious ways. So, WHAT is his mysterious reason for keeping Suckface above ground? Surely, not to piss off everyone who sees what a total A-hole he is.


  2. Pyed says:

    Dorsey should wall off Trump’s twitters and all the twats coming from Russian bots in one special twitterspace where no one can see Cheetolini’ twits and he cans see no one except the bot twats he’s walled up with. Then, regular Twitter users could go back to sharing photos of the food they are served and selfies of themselves with the almost nearly noteworthy people they encounter in their unimportant lives.

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  3. roket says:

    Um, kowtowing to a spoiled brat is a sign of weakness.


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