I Love The Smell of Flop Sweat In The Morning

Fair Warning! Poison Inside

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie leads (Emphasis MINE):

“President Trump’s lawyer, Rudolph W. Giuliani, attacked the credibility of a former White House counsel on Friday, saying his account of how Mr. Trump told him to remove the special counsel was inaccurate. Mr. Giuliani’s statement was the most extensive pushback by the president’s lawyers against the former counsel, Donald F. McGahn II, who cooperated extensively with the special counsel’s investigators. The report detailing the findings of the investigation, released on Thursday, also included several damning examples of how Mr. Trump tried to interfere with the investigation, like Mr. McGahn’s account.

“‘It can’t be taken at face value,’ Mr. Giuliani said in an interview. ‘It could be the product of an inaccurate recollection or could be the product of something else.’ Mr. McGahn’s lawyer, William A. Burck, pushed back on Mr. Giuliani’s attack. ‘It’s a mystery why Rudy Giuliani feels the need to relitigate incidents the attorney general and deputy attorney general have concluded were not obstruction,’ Mr. Burck said. ‘But they are accurately described in the report.’”

You know, totally exonerated, amirite?

It remains unknown if The Russian Usurper has read the damn thing or not, but he certainly is watching the news coverage, and even Fox News has been critical. So he’s sent out his toadies and minions (Hi Rudy!)  to fight the report, which incidentally he was praising just a days ago, and now he’s counter-punching from Merde-a-Lardo instead of golfing (what’s up with that, Comrade McPutt?):

Then he throws in a distraction:

…and then he returns to midseason form:

Yeah totally exonerated. You can smell Comrade Stupid’s flop sweat from here.

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6 Responses to I Love The Smell of Flop Sweat In The Morning

  1. Astamari says:

    This Administration starting from the Orange Crazy’s tweets and working down is just random weird political hits. And they’re having little impact.


    • Pyed says:

      True, but as they get their lies all tangled up in each others prevarication, I’m hoping we’ll be treated to screaming disputes which terminate in fisticuffs. I yearn to see Gulinani paste a black eye on Trump and Trump hand Gulinani a bloody nose. It’s the romantic in me.


  2. roket says:

    Jobless claims just hit a 50 year low? Interesting. Now, how many people have run out of ‘jobless’ benefits but are still looking for work compared to 50 years ago? Riddle me that joker.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    “It remains unknown if The Russian Usurper has read the damn thing or not…” There are YouTube videos that show FatNixon’s reluctance or inability to read. Which would explain a lot.


    • MDavis says:

      I’m torn between finding Sam Bee’s in-your-face “Donald Trump Can’t Read” report and linking to the guy who demonstrates him matching the Canadian policing literacy checklist. I like sort of the low-key Canadian one. Oh, well, here it is:


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