News That Will Drive You To Drink

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She’s baaa-ack! Our old pal One-L has sumpin’ to say about, uh, sumpin:

Got that? Alex Jones being banned from assorted social media platforms is proof that “Bible prophecy” is coming true because of: REASONS!

Also: She thinks Apple is social media. What a dope.

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “Living in Prophesied Times” The widely panned remix of “Living on Tulsa Time”

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  2. Pyed says:

    California GOP’s Wikipedia page got tagged with “Nazi” which proves that the Internet has a anti Republican bias. So, okay you millions of keyboard tapping ass moneys — cut it out!

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    When she ran for president in 2012, she said that a woman came to her after a debate with the sad story that, as a result of a vaccine, that her daughter had become “mentally retarded”. The press reported on this, but they never mentioned Bachmann’s reply. Here it is:

    Oh, Mom! will you let that go already?”

    Back then< I did this when I realized that One-L trying to look reasonable was more frenzied than Charles Manson trying to look crazy:

    Charlie Manson Eyes

    Her speech is Glenn Beck gold
    Her grimace sweet surprise
    Her heart is always cold
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
    She’ll turn her rhetoric on you
    You won’t have to think twice
    Cold as Minnesota snow
    She got Charlie Manson eyes

    And she’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    All the better just to sleaze you
    She’s precocious and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    She got John Boehner teary cries
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll take you to the cleaners
    It whets her appetite
    She’ll lay you on her slab
    She’ll take a dump on you
    Roll you like you were dice
    Until you come out blue
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll expose you, when she snows you
    Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
    She’s ferocious and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    Republicans think she’s a guy
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    And she’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    All the better just to sleaze you
    She’s precocious, and she knows just
    What it takes to make a Rove blush
    She got John Boehner teary cries
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

    She’ll tease you
    She’ll unease you
    Just to sleaze ya
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes
    She’ll expose you, when she snows you
    She knows ya
    She’s got Charlie Manson eyes

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  4. Astamari says:

    I don’t normally click on your crazy links but I experimented this time. While my brain didn’t melt, I was struck by the otherworldlyness of these people. They live in another dimension from the rest of us IMO.

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    • StringOnAStick says:

      I have a half sister who has been sure we’re living in The End Times (day it a scary announcer voice for extra fun) for at least 10 years. Some of her evidence is I refused to loan her money because that’s a sign that sister will turn against sister. No, I’m just tired of getting taken by a deadbeat*.

      *Deadbeat, but with extra Jesus sauce.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        We had a houseguest from hell once. She extended her visit TWICE, for a one-month stay. The leech expected to be entertained on a daily basis while never lifting a finger to help or offering to pay for gas. Oh, she is a retired biology teacher who doesn’t believe in evolution.

        Yeah, she’s into Jesus. And she’ll never be welcome here again.

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  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Well it’s obvious who STOLE one L’s OTHER L, Miz MarkelL !

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These assholes and their prophesy crap… why don’t they spend their time at the track if they can foretell the future?

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  7. purplehead says:

    Well, note illustration with this article.

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