Use the second for the first and wind up with the world’s first 9000 hole golf course.
But I jest.
I actually want golf courses used for Scouting Jamborees and survival training. I like the idea of an burly old Scottish golf pro telling some local corporate vice president,”Stop sniveling Schmidlapp, what kind of a golfer do you think you are if you can’t putt your way through a Boy Scout bivouac.”
I don’t know…I like the idea of being buried, so that I can have my head down and my rear end up, so that anyone who wants to visit my after I’m dead can kiss my….
Plus, I can have engraved on my tombstone the following message: “Oh, NOW you come to visit me….”
cemeteries are the second biggest waste of open, fertile ground…right after fecking golf courses.
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Use the second for the first and wind up with the world’s first 9000 hole golf course.
But I jest.
I actually want golf courses used for Scouting Jamborees and survival training. I like the idea of an burly old Scottish golf pro telling some local corporate vice president,”Stop sniveling Schmidlapp, what kind of a golfer do you think you are if you can’t putt your way through a Boy Scout bivouac.”
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Oh, yeah! That’s why I bought my cremation insurance policy. AND wrote my own obit. Ain’t leaving THAT up to disgruntled rellies.
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I don’t know…I like the idea of being buried, so that I can have my head down and my rear end up, so that anyone who wants to visit my after I’m dead can kiss my….
Plus, I can have engraved on my tombstone the following message: “Oh, NOW you come to visit me….”
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