Make a bet?
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Bruce388)
cemeteries are the second biggest waste of open, fertile ground…right after fecking golf courses.
Use the second for the first and wind up with the world’s first 9000 hole golf course.
But I jest.
I actually want golf courses used for Scouting Jamborees and survival training. I like the idea of an burly old Scottish golf pro telling some local corporate vice president,”Stop sniveling Schmidlapp, what kind of a golfer do you think you are if you can’t putt your way through a Boy Scout bivouac.”
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Oh, yeah! That’s why I bought my cremation insurance policy. AND wrote my own obit. Ain’t leaving THAT up to disgruntled rellies.
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I don’t know…I like the idea of being buried, so that I can have my head down and my rear end up, so that anyone who wants to visit my after I’m dead can kiss my….
Plus, I can have engraved on my tombstone the following message: “Oh, NOW you come to visit me….”
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