Sportzball! Honors!

Golfing person Tiger Woods has won his first championship in a decade, and the fifth Masters title of his career, and his 15th major tournament victory.

So how does one celebrate being really good with rich guy leisure sports? With a Prznintial Medull of Freedumb, it seems:

The Presidential Medal of Freedom is the nation’s highest civilian honor.

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17 Responses to Sportzball! Honors!

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Tiger Woods for Prznit! After all, if two of the major qualifications are playing golf – a lot! – and banging porn stars, then Tiger’s at the top of his game! And his life! And his lifestyle! And his lifetime accomplishments!

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    • MDavis says:

      Of those two qualifications, it is not clear which one put him on trump’s Medal of Honor list.


      • FELINE MAMA says:

        Well he did note “comeback in sports” He needed to put “golf” in parenthesis in case you’re not as smart & up to things such as, he. T-rump would give so many, blo, I mean, quatloos to earn one of these Medals. For anything!


    • Of course, Trump would still beat him at golf, since he is The Greatest Golfer In The Universe*

      *Narrator: ‘He cheats’

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      • Astamari says:

        Trump advertises his handicap at 2.8 as opposed to Woods’ 3.4 (evidently lower is better; I don’t play golf). He is so transparently ridiculous all the time.


      • tengrain says:

        Astamari –

        His club once declared him the winner of a tournament in which he did not play, solely on the basis of that handicap.




      • Boris says:

        Just finished Commander in Cheat where the author goes into exhaustive details about how the president* cheats all the freaking time. Good read.


  2. Ehh, he’s not even the first golfer, and honestly Tiger’s actually done the work, so it could be worse…don’t forget he gave one to Sheldon Adelson’s wife last year, for Distinguished Service In Corrupting Our Political System “philanthropy” by spending her husband’s money…

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Meanwhile, Kid Rock is wondering what HE has to do for one of those medals.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Could someone get hold of that medal and engrave a windmill and a hole that runs underground to a second green where one must putt into another hole?


  6. C Montgomery Burns says:

    See kids, raw doggin porn stars gets you so much…..ick.
    Just ick.


  7. Redhand says:

    The “Medal of Freedom” for swinging a golfclub?

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    • tengrain says:

      Sigh. I know. — TG

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      • Dennis Cole says:

        Hey, now that Tiger has won the highest award that can be bestowed on an American citizen, shouldn’t he get an award for winning that award?!?!? And then shouldn’t he garner ANOTHER award for winning THAT award?!?!? And on and on, ad nauseum…


  8. paul fredine says:

    i mean what else would one serial adulterer give another serial adulterer for all their ‘successes’ (whether or not they’re paid off) in life? i’m assuming the ceremony will include lots of comparing of notes and locker talk so no cameras.

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  9. Buttermilk Sky says:

    If Tiger had any class at all, he’d tell trumpy to stick it in his eighth hole. He won’t.


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